Humans

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10/10/2018 at 11:19 • Filed to: None

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I wonder what a national geographic special would sound like when a scientist is studying humans.

Hunting patterns (at supermarket)

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Mating call activities (bar/match/supermarket)

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Raising young (children on leashes being dragged behind adult)

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I think Morgan Freeman should do a special


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > PartyPooper2012
10/10/2018 at 11:28

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Someone could probably make a pretty funny short with this concept


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > PartyPooper2012
10/10/2018 at 11:45

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I nominate the people who made “Very British Problems” as they’ve... basically already done about half of that.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > PartyPooper2012
10/10/2018 at 11:50

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Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > PartyPooper2012
10/10/2018 at 11:50

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I always liked the quote from Jerry Seinfeld (it’s also the theme of a Far Side cartoon):

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Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
10/10/2018 at 11:53

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Got a camera? Let’s get going on this. It should be funny! 


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem
10/10/2018 at 12:01

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One cannot simply see IT Crowd and NOT hear Roy say things in his actual voice.

And now you see him in other movies, but he’s still Roy.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often
10/10/2018 at 13:12

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He kinda reminds me of Edd China. Only drunken and surley


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > PartyPooper2012
10/10/2018 at 13:24

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M a y b e t h e scientists c o u l d o b s e r v e u s l i k e w e s e e o t h e r nasty i n v a d i n g s p e c i e s ? I ’ l l b o r r o w a n e x a m p l e :

Top 10 Things to Know about Fire Ants humans

Q: How do I identify fire ants humans?

A: In areas where fire ants humans are commonly found, most people scientists identify this pest by the appearance of the mound cities and roads. The painful sting of the fire ant’s bite getting hit by a car is another good indicator, but not recommended as a method of identification. Fire ants humans build mounds cities and roads in almost any type of soil, but they prefer open sunny areas such as pastures, parks, lawns, and fields. Their mounds cities can grow 18 to 24 inches in height up to + 1 million humans if the soil conditions are right. Often mounds cities are located in rotting logs near water and around stumps rivers and trees. Colonies can also occur in or under buildings near mountains. The ants humans themselves are reddish brown in color and roughly 1/8 to 1/4 inch in length look silly and hide their skin u s i n g c o l o r f u l f a b r i c .

Q: Are all fire ants humans the same?

A: Actually there are several species of fire ants humans found throughout the United States Africa some of them indigenous. The Red Imported Fire Ant (Solenopsis invicta) wealthy civilized human is considered the worst of all varieties. It has become a major pest in many parts of the country world. In fact, this ant’s human’s ability to rapidly reproduce, its aggressive swarming behavior, and painful stings vehicular accidents, have made the Red Imported Fire Ant wealthy civilized human one of the most detested insects mammals around. The ant human was accidently introduced into the United States during the 1930’s 16th century through the port of Mobile, Alabama Florida. Red Imported Fire Ants H umans have currently spread into at least 15 states everywhere…. that we know.

Q: Is it easier to prevent fire ants humans or eliminate them after colonization?

A: It is typically easier nearly impossible to prevent fire ant human colonization than it is to eliminate existing colonies after they have infested an area.

Q : How can I prevent fire ants humans?A: Two methods of prevention work well. The first, and my favorite for states with high concentrations of fire ants humans, is to broadcast fire ant human bait. Two of the most effective baits are Advion Fire Ant Bait fake money or Extinguish Plus Fire Ant Bait h a r d b u t easy appearing jobs. They should be broadcast in early spring before the ants humans begin to form new colonies. You should also broadcast bait again in the fall. The bait kills the queen once the worker ants gather it and bring it to her as food gets humans imprisoned or dead at work. Any mounds cities that survive should be treated individually by sprinkling the same bait around the base of each mound cities as they are noticed. You can use Martin’s Surrender Fire Ant Bait fake money to treat each mound city between the fall and spring broadcasting protocol.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > PartyPooper2012
10/10/2018 at 13:52

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You asked.