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I wonder what a national geographic special would sound like when a scientist is studying humans.
Hunting patterns (at supermarket)
Mating call activities (bar/match/supermarket)
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Raising young (children on leashes being dragged behind adult)
I think Morgan Freeman should do a special
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Someone could probably make a pretty funny short with this concept
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I nominate the people who made “Very British Problems” as they’ve... basically already done about half of that.
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I always liked the quote from Jerry Seinfeld (it’s also the theme of a Far Side cartoon):
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Got a camera? Let’s get going on this. It should be funny!
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One cannot simply see IT Crowd and NOT hear Roy say things in his actual voice.
And now you see him in other movies, but he’s still Roy.
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He kinda reminds me of Edd China. Only drunken and surley
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Top 10 Things to Know about
Fire Ants
humans
Q: How do I identify
fire ants
humans?
A: In areas where
fire ants
humans are commonly found, most people scientists identify this pest by the appearance of the
mound
cities and roads. The painful sting of the
fire ant’s bite
getting hit by a car is another good indicator, but not recommended as a method of identification.
Fire ants
humans build
mounds
cities and roads in almost any type of soil, but they prefer open sunny areas such as pastures, parks, lawns, and fields. Their
mounds
cities can grow
18 to 24 inches in height
up to +
1
million humans if the soil conditions are right. Often
mounds
cities are located
in rotting logs
near water and around
stumps
rivers and trees. Colonies can also occur
in or under buildings
near mountains. The
ants
humans themselves
are reddish brown in color and roughly 1/8 to 1/4 inch in length
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Q: Are all
fire ants
humans the same?
A: Actually there are several species of
fire ants
humans found throughout
the
United States
Africa some of them indigenous. The
Red Imported Fire Ant (Solenopsis invicta)
wealthy civilized human is considered the worst of all varieties. It has become a major pest in many parts of the
country
world. In fact, this
ant’s
human’s ability to rapidly reproduce, its aggressive swarming behavior, and painful
stings
vehicular accidents, have made the
Red Imported Fire Ant
wealthy civilized human one of the most detested
insects
mammals around. The
ant
human was accidently introduced into the United States during the
1930’s
16th century through
the port of Mobile, Alabama
Florida.
Red Imported Fire
Ants
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at least 15 states
everywhere…. that we know.
Q: Is it easier to prevent
fire ants
humans or eliminate them after colonization?
A: It is typically
easier
nearly impossible to prevent
fire ant
human colonization than it is to eliminate existing colonies after they have infested an area.
Q : How can I prevent fire ants humans?A: Two methods of prevention work well. The first, and my favorite for states with high concentrations of fire ants humans, is to broadcast fire ant human bait. Two of the most effective baits are Advion Fire Ant Bait fake money or Extinguish Plus Fire Ant Bait h a r d b u t easy appearing jobs. They should be broadcast in early spring before the ants humans begin to form new colonies. You should also broadcast bait again in the fall. The bait kills the queen once the worker ants gather it and bring it to her as food gets humans imprisoned or dead at work. Any mounds cities that survive should be treated individually by sprinkling the same bait around the base of each mound cities as they are noticed. You can use Martin’s Surrender Fire Ant Bait fake money to treat each mound city between the fall and spring broadcasting protocol.
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You asked.